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" Difficulties mastered are opportunities won. " " Sometimes doing your best is not good enough. Sometimes you must do what is required. " " Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. " " To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day. "
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Lady Astor: "If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee." Reply: "If I were married to you, I'd drink it." โ1920s.
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The following eight Churchill quotes on war accurately capture the Prime Minister's ability to rouse the spirits of those around him. Many of Churchill's most well-known quotes came during the Second World War. 7. Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. 8.
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Famous Winston Churchill Quotes & Funny Churchill Quotes. Winston Churchill was one of the strongest leaders during a time that Great Britain needed him the most. As Prime Minister during World War II, Churchill led his country through trying times such as the air raids in London. Churchill is highly known for his speeches and Winston Churchill.
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One of the most influential Brits to have ever held the Prime Minister title is also supremely witty. Here are the most important (and funniest) Winston Churchill sayings.
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Toilet Humor Toilet humor, though low-class, can be hilarious and though this one's not the funniest in this said joke genre, surprisingly, the WWII prime minister had one clever toilet one-liner of his own.
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"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Churchill on Politics and Government "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
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Never, never, never give up. Winston Churchill I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. Winston Churchill A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. Winston Churchill
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If you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill Inspirational, Motivational, Change A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. Winston Churchill Funny, Humorous, Next Week
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1. Toilet humour "Tell him I can only deal with one s*** at a time." When he was disturbed while on the toilet by a call from Lord Privy Seal. Drink: Winston Churchill was fond of having a drop.
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Advertisement "An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last." Winston Churchill "This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read." Winston Churchill "Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year.
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Photo: AFP/Getty Images. "Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent." From Winston S. Churchill: His Complete Speeches (1974) Photo: Wikimedia Commons. "It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead.
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101 Winston Churchill Quotes. 1. If you are going through hell, keep going. 2. Never, never, never give up. 3. Time and money are largely interchangeable terms. 4. Personally I'm always ready to.
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"All the greatest things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom; justice; honour; duty; mercy; hope." "Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference." On politics: "Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year.
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719 Copy quote When you're 20 you care what everyone thinks, when you're 40 you stop caring what everyone thinks, when you're 60 you realize no one was ever thinking about you in the first place. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. Winston Churchill Mean, Caring, Thinking About You 588 Copy quote
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Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. โ Winston Churchill Without tradition, art is a flock of sheep without a shepherd. Without innovation, it is a corpse. โ Winston Churchill After it was pointed out that his fly-button was undone: No matter. The dead bird does not leave the nest.